From the mouths of pensioners...

There's a wonderful article in today's Scotland on Sunday, in an article by Catherine Deveney.
A pensioner in Anderston, on being asked what he thought of Alex Salmond, said "Send Salmond round and we'll take him on. He's had the ball at his feet for four years and suddenly he's doing fancy tricks before the election."
From the mouths of pensioners - spot on the ball....

This follows a Scotsman front page headline from last week, calculating Wee Eck's election promises at £10 million PER DAY. If you've had that much money sitting in the pot over the last four years, why didn't you use it...??
The story continued inside with the headline of a dictionary definition of 'a bribe (n.)'.
Quite.